I never spend much time in school but I taught ladies plenty. Its true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey. Ive gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welch. But when I end up in the hay its only hay, hey hey. I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine. Cause Im the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.
